Atomic Socks: The Radiation-Ridden Footwear of Choice

Warning: Prolonged wear of these socks may cause spontaneous combustion, radiation poisoning, or an increased risk of zombie infection. Prolonged exposure to these socks may also cause your feet to stick to the floor.

Our Atomic Socks are made from the finest imported radioactive material, carefully selected for their ability to glow in the dark, and their tendency to make your feet smell like a nuclear reactor.

Features:

• 100% Radiation-Resistant Material
• Glowing in the Dark (Literally)
• Antimicrobial properties to keep your feet fresh (and your neighbors at a distance)

Side effects may include:

• Increased risk of mutation
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "I AM THE KING OF SOCKS!"
• Radiation poisoning (see warning above)

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